The world is a fun place.

Here, laugh.

All of India is outraged.
Cotton farmer and Simi Garewal alike.
The good, London based Mr.Mittal has been slighted by France and Luxembourg.
The Indian government and people are livid.
Imagine, the cheek!
Dubya was right about those yellow livered, cheese....
And this gentleman is so patriotic that he hasn't even surrendered his Indian nationality!
One of our own!
This shall be discussed when Mr. Surrender Monkey himself is in town.
Monkey money, indeed!

Meanwhile, Palestinians have the right to self-determination.
Provided Israel agrees with what they, well, determine.
Hamas? No cash!

In far Iran.
Dubya has decided that enough is enough.
No more sabre rattling!
When Dubya says stop, you stop.
Or else, more American boys shall die civilising the turbans.

Elsewhere in Baghdad, unwashed barbarians run riot.
While poor American boys have their toys confiscated.
No more cameras, says the Pentagon.

Muammar Gadaffi has substituted his sabre for an iPod.
"Thid hadh more beauthifol noith", said M'mar.

Osama ruminates.
Laz-y-boy or the bone-setter?

In India, Manmohan is faced by the burning Bush.
To Iran or not to Iran?

As is all this isn't fun enough.
Protests break out all over the world.
People agree that the world is a great, fun place.
And we don't really need cartoons to liven it up.

The world is a fun place.
But I would rather be quail.
That seems to be more fun.
Imagine, a bird's eye view of lawyers eating dirt.
Duck, its Dick!