Monday, January 25, 2010

Wired, totally.

I have to remember to charge my phone.
I have to remember to charge my laptop.
I have to remember to charge my camera.
I have to remember to charge my iPod.
I have to remember to charge by Bluetooth device.

Being a slightly weird individual,
I also have to remember to charge the spare battery for my camera.

And then, I have to remember which cables to carry.
For the phone, one charger, and one transfer cable.
For the camera, the charger cable and transfer cable.
For the external hard-disk, a transfer cable.
For the laptop, the charger cable.
For the iPod, the charger cable and the earphones.
For the Bluetooth device, the charger cable.

This, is just what I carry to work.
And once I get there....
Let's not even go there.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

My name is Khan.




When you think about it, my local fishmonger ain't too wrong.
He's dead cold, has expressionless eyes and prefers to go around bare-chested.